On smug little shits who think they deserve my time
Do you care to substantiate your claim that Ben Shapiro is a fascist? Or offer some counter points (backed by peer reviewed sources) to Gaad Sad and Jordan Peterson? Or are you now a part of the anti...
View ArticleOn who I was and who I will become
Are you the person you have led us to believe you are? Some part of me feels that this was some weird social experiment that blew up beyond your wildest expectations and now you’ve outgrown the...
View ArticleOn a bunch of heavy books
Even though September has passed, any chance we could still get a book list? Yes, yes. I know I’ve owed you a fresh book list for some time now. Unfortunately, my library isn’t as fun as it used to be,...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
Rupi Kaur? Thought you were above that kind of yuppy wisdom. Milk and Honey was given to me by a friend who was dying of cancer. Y’all couldn’t have known that, but at the same time, y’all could also...
View ArticleOn sober reminders
A few months ago, I took an overdose of beta blockers, and when I was in the ICU my heart stopped for almost a minute. The doctor showed me the chart where my heart was beating and then it wasn’t,...
View ArticleOn unrepentant assholes
I’ve been with my boyfriend almost two years and things are really good between us. We have fun together, great sex, support each other, take turns doing all the boring stuff around the house, try out...
View ArticleOn still hearing you
Not looking for a response on this one. In fact, I would be pretty embarrassed if you posted this. I simply owe you an apology. I’m the one who submitted this over a year ago:...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
Omg, thank you for posting again Sure thing. Did you stop blogging because of the trolls? Nope, not at all. I’m just living a life over here, and sometimes I have to focus on other things. I’m 27 and...
View ArticleOn more fun sized advice
Are art museums pompous? I love them, but my brother says art museums are basically malls where you can’t buy anything, making them pointless. Your brother is an idiot. Why is it bad to kill yourself?...
View ArticleOn minor acts of violence
Is a glass of water or a punch in the face always wrong? Absolutely not. I’m not some syrupy idiot who believes the cliché that violence is never the answer. Violence is a powerful tool, and when...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
It’s been about 12 years since I was last in love. Why hasn’t it happened again? Is it possible that twelve years ago you were a person who didn’t understand what it meant to be in love? Is it possible...
View ArticleOn the resistance inside the trump administration
I decided it would be fun to break down today’s incendiary New York Times Opinion Piece. I’ve gunned it through my finely tuned bullshit detector and translated it line-by-line from its original...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
We’ve been dating three years, his parents paid for us to go on a $10000 cruise, we’ve talked about marriage, kids, and our future. He won’t take care of his mental or physical health (something we...
View ArticleOn pretending to know things
I get the feeling that you’re really good at pretending to know things, but you don’t actually know anything. Well, yeah. I’ve said from day one that I am completely full of shit. That’s not really...
View ArticleOn more fun-sized advice
How do I spin “the startup I’m working at has top-level executive and management problems that are causing it to implode” as I search for a new job in a different legal department? Perhaps try...
View ArticleOn how to stop dissociating during sex
Every time I go to sleep with someone, or when it becomes evident that it’s a real possibility, something in my body always recoils and shuts down. It’s less shame and more abject terror. Even if I’m...
View ArticleOn never forgetting
Heeey, happy Affirm Your Patriotism or Be Called a Terrorist Day! Seventeen years since we collectively agreed that any privacy means The Terrorists Win. Sure, the roots go down further, but what a...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
After three years of working a thankless admin position, I was unfairly reprimanded at work. I’ve put up with so much fucking shit, but now I’m just demotivated. I’ve always wanted to quit, but they...
View ArticleOn more fun-sized advice
My ex is dating a model who is so thin, she is absolutely anorexic. It’s so apparent, it made me gasp. I’m slim thick and he loved my body to the point of idealizing it at times. What? The easy answer...
View ArticleOn being pursued
If a guy doesn’t offer to pay for the first date I never see him again, even if the date was really good. After about a month of dating it’s fine to split the bill, but until then it’s a deal breaker...
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