On pause
You’ve been awfully quiet lately. Cat got your tongue? I’m going through a thing at the moment. It’s a lot. Life in 2020 is super fucking weird. Thank you for your patience.
View ArticleOn premium services
No trust-fund or money, but I would send you 1% of my money for help figuring out what to do. Okay, sure. I’m open to this. If you would like me to be your lifestyle consultant or personal mentor, we...
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Why do you support Kamala? She’s a prosecutor and doesn’t support Medicare For All. I’ll vote for her, but why the verve in your support for her? I understand people are divided on this and I’d love...
View ArticleOn violence and change
The violence won’t change a damn thing, you stupid, evil little cunt. Grow up already. Your fear of change is palpable. It is your single greatest weakness, and you are blind to it. That’s why you’re...
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Is America doomed? The news is painting a picture of backwards nation, completely out of touch with the contemporary realities. Surely this massive piece of land is as diverse as Europe, and not all...
View ArticleOn being a safe friend
My best friend has started doing porn with her ex-boyfriend. I take no issues with this part. She claims though that she’s only taking “trashy photos” for her OnlyFans, and categorically denies having...
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Covid19 is a scam. I’m going to be straight with you coke. With a platform like yours, it’s going to be embarrassing for you when more and more people find out the truth. It’s already leaking...
View ArticleOn participating in democracy
I plan on voting for Biden in November. But it’s terrible. A vote for him is still a vote that will not significantly improve our deepest and most troubling social problems. He won’t give us...
View ArticleOn more fun-sized advice
I found the city that vibrates at the frequency of my soul, but my partner doesn’t want to move there. What to do?Make your choice and live with the consequences. Even when I’m hurting, I never raise...
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Sorry your comments section is overrun with fash trash. Yikes.Yeah, it hurts my heart. I feel like it’s partly my fault for being gone so long. These dudes forget, I’m a libertine, not a libertarian....
View ArticleOn the end of trump
Am I wrong for thinking Trump needs to suffer and die in a very public way in order to atone the world for what we’ve gone through? You’re wrong to imagine there could be any societal atonement in the...
View ArticleOn friends who date fascists
My friend’s increasingly long term boyfriend works for DHS. Mainly citizenship interviews, so minor law enforcement. But his American exceptionalism rooted, ICE tolerating, patriotic beliefs always...
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Ugh. Are you exhausted by having to constantly explain how gender works to people?It’s mainly one idiot, but hey, I’m here for my readers. You make the mistake of believing that people are a blank...
View ArticleOn pandemic dating
How in the hell do we meet people and date during this? My city is super shut down and swiping is so uninspiring. Please give hacks. I’ve been rewatching Downton Abby, and honestly, if the British...
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Why do I spend a considerable amount of time daydreaming about being rich, winning the lottery? I know money is one element out of many to a fulfilled life, yet I put so much emphasis on wanting and...
View ArticleOn apples and oranges
How is a man choosing to identify as a woman not as offensive as white people “identifying” as black? Being black is not a feeling, and neither is being a woman. You are conflating race and gender as...
View ArticleOn sex and gender
You must know that scientists and biologists disagree on the trans women debate too. For some issues we must also use common sense. Pretending that there is no difference between women and trans women...
View ArticleOn the basics
A woman is an adult human female. Nice try though. Aww. How adorably essentialist of you. Are you a full-fledged Trump supporter, or are you just a confused JK Rowling fan? Either way, I’d be happy to...
View ArticleOn fun-sized advice
What is a woman?A social construction of gender. Should I fuck the hot, dumb, age-appropriate UPS guy?Sure, but use good judgement. He knows where you live, and he decides when all your Amazon...
View ArticleOn the new normal
I miss you and I love you.Honestly, I miss you too. *screams dear coke talk into the void*I hear you. No question, just a message: its been a hot minute since we’ve heard from you. I imagine you...
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